As everyone who knows me, knows….I have a potty mouth.
Bad.
Yup.
It's true.
I do try to curb it at least a little, around the kids. My big hang up is the "eff" word….I do make an effort to not use that one when Thing 1 and Thing 2 are present….so friggin' and freakin' have because ever more popular in my house. And I use damn, hell, pissing me off and shit with no abandon……
But my kids do really well with knowing what a bad word is and they can't say it. Amazingly well, actually.
Now, every once in awhile, they will try a word not realizing it's a bad word…..I know I shouldn't think it is, but it's funny. It probably wouldn't be so funny if they continued to use it, but since they don't after I tell them it's a bad word, I think it's funny…..yeah, bad mom award goes to me. Got it. 🙂
The other day me, Jaime, Ben and my mom are sitting outside. My mom is sitting in a chair facing the stairs where me, Jaime and Ben are sitting. I am sitting on one end, Ben is snuggled up next to me with his head kind of in my lap and Jaime is beside him and I'm on the phone with Zak. On my cell phone, with Zak. My cell phone that picks up every little noise and amplifies it times a million. As Zak and I are talking I hear Ben say "Jaime, you're pissing me off!" And my jaw drops….and I start to laugh…..Zak yells "What???" into my ear and I say "Uhhh…yup, you heard it right." And he's just like "Oh my god." and I am doubled over laughing and I'm trying to stop laughing so I can explain to Ben it's a bad word and he can't say that….but while I'm trying to stop laughing, Zak is in my ear "You're not helping this. You've got to stop laughing, babe…you're not helping at all." sounding so frantic and concerned that it's making me laugh even harder….which is not good. But I can't help it!
So I finally shut myself up and explain to Ben that that's a bad word and he can't say it. This is after he's managed to say it a couple more times because I couldn't quit laughing quick enough to stop him from saying it again…..
<sigh> I think we got the situation handled. I'm pretty sure he won't say it again.
And I know I shouldn't have laughed….but I think it'll be okay. Like I said, both of the kids are really good when I explain that a word is a bad word, they won't say it again…..
But damn!
That shit's FUNNY!!!
Which is probably a huge indication of just how simple minded I am…that I find my 5 year old telling his 8 year old sister she's "pissing him off" hysterical.
I'll take my "Bad Mom" award now, thank you!