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2 Quotes…

I am an absolute quote freak…I collect them and love them and someday the walls in my house will be covered in quotes and lyrics….:-) I so cannot wait to do that!

Here are a couple that I've come across in the last month or so…

"Live your life in such a way that when you wake up in the morning and
your feet hit the floor, Satan shudders and says;
"Oh crap…she's awake."

I so want to paint this over the wall of my bed! How hysterical is this?? Obviously meant tongue in cheek bad…not truly evil bad. I love it!

"Unless life also hands you water and sugar,
your lemonade is gonna suck"

Ha! How awesome is that??? Although I truly do live by the "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade" philosophy, I found this quote pretty intriguing. I guess this one would have to be reserved for a truly, down in the dumps, no matter what I do, life sucks kind of day. Right? I just love having a quote for every kind of day…LOL

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4 responses to “2 Quotes…”

  1. Nett Avatar
    Nett

    I seriously LMAO at those! Hope you don’t mind if I spread them around my world a bit? LOL.

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  2. Joey Avatar
    Joey

    Oh my gosh, of course not….please do! I think they are hysterical too. (obviously…duh…since I posted them and all…lol)My mom actually found the satan one and the lemonade one is from facebook flair. if you like these two, I’ve got another one that I bet you’ll like. “Procrastination is like masturbation. They are both fun while you are doing it, until you realize you are only screwing yourself.” LOLOne of my fave funny ones…..:-)

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    Nett

    OM! I can’t type for the shaking while giggling! I do enjoy it! Thanks!

    I used to have a boyfriend that kept a book of quotes and things he heard during the day. It was stunning in its simplicity and awe inspiring in its complexity. A real pleasure. I added a few to it and then he never returned my phone calls. Huh. At least he came to my wedding 🙂

     

     

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    Joey

    LOL Too funny….I have quotes and lyrics all over the place and I want to paint them on my walls, on canvases..just everywhere. I’m glad you liked them!! I love to share quotes! lol

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