Anything But Gray

Once in awhile I get a forward that makes me literally laugh out loud.
Tina sent me one yesterday and I thought I'd share because I think it is that funny….

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket
where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A
quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee,
and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the
conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed
the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up
the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'

I was a
bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's
intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt
and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better
of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right. But how on
earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

LOL
Funny, huh?
You laughed out loud, right?
You're welcome!
🙂