I am going to invent a breathalyzer thingy for the ocputer.
It will detect if you have had too much alcohol and therefore should NOT be sending heartfelt, honest, babbling and random emails to your friends/husband/ex-boyfriends or family.
That would solve so much humiliation….do you think it is a coincidence that you when you drink too much you forget stuff? I don't…..
Anyway, it's like the poele you have programed into your phone as "do NOT call when drinking".
Kind of like that…ti will have a security block or osmething so that when you do try to send an email, it will bounce back to you or some shit like that….
fucking brilliant, huh?
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