I am going to invent a breathalyzer thingy for the ocputer.
It will detect if you have had too much alcohol and therefore should NOT be sending heartfelt, honest, babbling and  random emails to your friends/husband/ex-boyfriends or family.
That would solve so much humiliation….do you think it is a coincidence that you when you drink too much you forget stuff? I don't…..
Anyway, it's like the poele you have programed into your phone as "do NOT call when drinking".
Kind of like that…ti will have a security block or osmething so that when you do try to send an email, it will bounce back to you or some shit like that….

fucking brilliant, huh?

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4 responses to “Invention….”

  1. Butterfly Baby Avatar
    Butterfly Baby

    I am going to invent a breathalyzer thingy for the ocputer.

    Maybe you should invent the ocputer first.

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  2. Joey Avatar
    Joey

    LMAO….oh my god…..I am seriously dying laughing….that is funny. Witty you are, my friend, so wickedly witty…..

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  3. Janacious Avatar
    Janacious

    Haha oh man. I didn’t even know you spelled anything wrong until I read the comments! haha..

     

    I’m so tired. It’s 8am. This is not right. I should still be in bed. :(I think they should re-invent the work days.I’m going to write a post on that. haha

     

    love you

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  4. Joey Avatar
    Joey

    boy, Kayla…that makes YOU worse than me!!!! But I’ll cut you some slack since it IS so early…LOL Love youLonger

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