Anything But Gray

Last night I met Shelly in Fitchburg.
We cruised around and then stopped down on John Fitch to hang out and see who was out. We were there about 15 minutes and Steve pulled in. Then a few other people stopped by and we just hung out, talking and joking around. A couple of guys that we knew from waaay back when, from the cb crowd, showed up and one of them I haven't seen in about 10 years, so that was cool. After awhile Shelly and I decide we want to go for a ride. We hop in her car, leave my truck there and go cruise around. There is a cool bar on John Fitch now and Shelly knows a cop and she knew he was working there, so she pulled in to see if he was standing outside. Plus her nephew works at this bar. The cop Shelly knows was standing outside, so we pull up and pull to the side so we can talk. He comes over to the car, my side, and Shelly's nephew goes over to her side and we're all just chatting. Then another cop comes up to the cop we were talking to and starts talking to him and us. After a few minutes this other cop says he's gonna go back inside. As he's walking back inside, I kind of lean my head out of the car window cause I'm trying to watch him walk away…Well then the cop Shelly knows yells at him "She's checking out your butt!" And the cop turns around and starts laughing and then we all start joking about if I want to grab his butt, cause it's a nice butt. And I say, "Well, sure…" So this cop comes back to the car and turns around at the window, so I can grab his butt!
Well, since I'm not one to let a good opportunity slip away…..I grab his butt.
It was a very nice butt. 

The rest of the night Shelly kept saying "I can't believe you grabbed his butt!".
At the time, I really honestly didn't think it was a big deal…..but upon reflection, I guess it is a little brazen to cop a feel on a cop! Even if the cop DID put his butt right where I could grab it!!!

These people should know me by now, though….I mean really….they should be more surprised if I DIDN'T grab his butt.

🙂