Anything But Gray

I'm cooking dinner and as a side note, let me tell you I use the term "cooking" very, very lightly.
I am using the microwave to cook meatloaf.
With this power crisis in Juneau I realized that maybe I should try the microwave 14 minute approach rather than use the oven 60 minute approach….wish me luck, I have a feeling me and my family are going to need it.
Oh well….

Anyway, I got onto the computer and was just getting my daily fix of People and I see this headline…
Owen Wilson's weekend with Richie Sambora and Vince Vaughn

uh, I think to myself and click the link. I don't even read the story, I just stare at the pictures of the 3 of them and start daydreaming….What I would give to be in on that party!!!

First of all…Richie. He's hot, super sexy, funny and his voice is so very soulful…plus he's buds with Jon. Duh, no brainer.
Then you've got Owen Wilson. Funny is right up there with hot, for me. I would follow a man that can make me laugh just about anywhere….(hence being stuck in Alaska for 15 years….hubby is pretty damn funny, let me tell you!)
and then you've got Vince Vaughn, who is funny but even better has slept with Jennifer Aniston.
REPEATEDLY.
I would so sleep with Vince Vaughn for the simple fact that he has slept with Jennifer Aniston. I would get him drunk and BEG him to call her and see if we couldn't work out a little playdate or something. <wink>
Ha! In all seriousness….I have got a major girl crush on Jennifer Aniston and hanging out with people that "know" her would seriously make me a happy girl!

My head went into some seriously wicked daydreams…..with all kinds of scenarios….Richie could call Jon….and then….(insert totally perverted X-rated sex scene here....)
Or Vince could call Jen and then…..(insert totally perverted X-rated sex scene here…)
or Owen could call Jen and then…..

you get the idea….

And then…the stupid microwave beeped.
Totally wrecked everything….
<sigh>