WITH CONDOLENCE CALLS?!?!?!?

I CANNOT BELIEVE WE LOST THAT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW it. I woke up in the middle of the night last night from a dream that the Giants won.
(don't even tell me how psycho it is that I am DREAMING of FOOTBALL!!!!!!)

Then the first drive….watching it, I thought to myself "they want it more…they are going to win this…" (referring to the Giants) I could just tell….the way they were playing, the vibe…I could just tell. And for the record, you can ask Zak, I display minor psychic abilities when it comes to football…dead serious. And I just knew.

But..because I am the eternal optimist. Because I always find the bright side of things….
now we still have something to strive for…..an undefeated season. Because now they know it is within their power, within their abilities.

And honestly, did we really want it, this season? With the whole "spygate" scandal tainting it. You know all the haters would've been all over that. So I'm just going to root for next year….and congratulate all the haters. You know you love this.

And congrats to the Giants and all their fans (Hi Jon!!!!!! Ha!!!!)

And finally…to the 1972 Dolphins.
Bust open that champagne boys, it's still yours.

And speaking of champagne, I'm going to drink mine anyway…now it's "drowning-myself-in-my-sorrows" champagne instead of "Undefeated & Super Bowl Champions" champagne.

And for the record….MY PHONE STILL IS NOT RINGING!!!!
What the hell people?????


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2 responses to “WHY ISN’T MY PHONE RINGING???????”

  1. Butterfly Baby Avatar
    Butterfly Baby

    Girl I didn’t even know the Giants won till this morning… Now tell me Barney’s was going out of business and I’d understand the grief.

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  2. Joey Avatar

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