For child pornography.
Let me elaborate…
When Zak got me my kick ass new camera (THANKS HONEY!) we started letting Jaime play with my old one. She runs around taking all kinds of nutty pictures and it's really cute. It's a small camera and my new camera is really big, so I wanted to bring the small one out to the bar. I didn't bother to dump the card before we left. (BIG mistake.)
So we get there and I take a couple of pics.
Then I go to look at them and I keep clicking back because I want to see what Jaime has got on there.
There I see, in all her naked glory, my daughter's vagina. Up close. Then I see my son's penis. Yet again, up close. Then there's a couple of butt shots…couldn't tell who's was who…and then more genital shots.
<rolling eyes>
Nice…real friggin' nice.
These kids…I swear.
Now imagine if I had LOST the camera or something.
How in the hell would I have explained that???
Lesson learned…always, always check the card before you leave for the bar with the digital camera.
(And all this time I've been worried about my camera..<wink>)
Anything But Gray 
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