Anything But Gray

We got a new phone tonight.
The old one can no longer be used, thanks to me.

So Zachary is going to the bathroom and I was calling the courthouse to check on his jury duty.
The recording was still the old recording, so I'm thinking oooh…someone's in troooouble tomorrow. Somebody forgot to make a new recording. So I'm finding this mildly amusing and I go back to the bathroom to tell Zachary about it. Well he's facing the toilet (obviously….duh.) and I'm standing behind him telling him about the lack of a new recording and I'm talking with my hands the way I always do. All of a sudden the phone goes flying out of my hand into the toilet that he's still peeing in.
Way. Frickin'. Gross.
Yup….swear to God. Of all the places this stupid phone could land, it goes in the toilet. True story.
This is the kind of crap (no pun intended) that happens to me that makes me think
"yeah, we could be a sitcom. One hell of a sitcom."

I stare at the toilet, he stares down at the toilet, we are both like..I can't believe that just happened!
We are both dying laughing just staring.
 The phone is in the toilet.
The phone is in the toilet.
Now there's a sentence you never think you'll say in this lifetime.

So we got a new phone.
It's charging so if you call we might not answer.